maybe i’ve died days ago and this is just my queue running my blog
I cant stop laughing 😂
the music when the girl jumps has me dead
Me on Christmas.
the signs as ross geller fuck ups
- aries: getting fired for screaming at his boss for eating his sandwich
- taurus: getting stuck in a pair of his own leather pants
- gemini: saying the wrong name at the altar
- cancer: faking a british accent for his first day as a professor then trying to phase it out thinking that nobody would notice
- leo: being the only person to raise his hand when phoebe asked an entire party if anyone liked ross
- virgo: getting his couch stuck halfway up the stairs of his apartment building, cutting it in half to extract it, then expecting a refund
- libra: flirting with the pizza delivery girl by telling her that he happens to like 8 year old boys
- scorpio: leaving teeth whitening strips on his teeth for a whole day and scaring his date by glowing in the dark
- sagittarius: his fake tan
- capricorn: trying to kiss his cousin then defending himself by saying that he hadn't had sex in a really long time
- aquarius: holding a fake memorial service for himself and listening through the door as people were mourning
- pisces: coming fourth in a vanilla ice lookalike contest and crying
